My embarrassing meeting with the gentleman that was Roger Lloyd-Pack

As I was early for a meeting with my former publisher Alan Samson I recently popped into The Ivy for a bite to eat as the restaurant is next door to Orion House.

I engaged in friendly banter with none other than the dear departed actor Roger Lloyd-Pack.

I eventually said to Roger “If you ever write your autobiography you should call it And Don’t Call Me Dennis”

The dear sweet man hardly flinched but mulled it over and then said “Yes, that would be an interesting title”.

Later on I was relaying this story to Alan when he remarked “Surely you meant Dave not Dennis?”

OMG the great man (both great men possibly) must have thought I had lost my marbles.

Alan (bless him) commented “perhaps Roger thought you had come up with an ultra-clever title”

If only - but the truth is I acted more like Trigger than Trigger himself – what a plonker!